I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
worst night to have a conscience
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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