Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
it glows. i had to have it.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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