Having a random hookup so left but love u
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Let's paint friendship bongs
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
we should paint friendship bongs
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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