is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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