Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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