doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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