so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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