It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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