yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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