Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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