Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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