it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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