theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I love having hate sex.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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