you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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