she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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