no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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