idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Randomize
