I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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