Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
We had to coat check the pizza.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
