she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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