He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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