This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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