I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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