its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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