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had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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