i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
