My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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