Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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