I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
So much rum. So many feels.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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