Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
