we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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