i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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