no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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