just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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