New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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