So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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