Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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