We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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