Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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