If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
did you just send me my own nude
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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