unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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