As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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