If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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