talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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