Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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