is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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