Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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