Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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