how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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