We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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