he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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