Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
