i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
