i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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