Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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