So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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