jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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