He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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